Who am I?

I am the lead developer of Team STEP. All developers will come to me and ask for advice.

How to work with me

  1. Beg, borrow, steal, buy, fabricate or otherwise obtain sacrifice for the almighty Robert.
  2. Place me on our desk and inform me you are just going to go over some code with it, if that’s all right.
  3. Explain to me what your code is supposed to do, and then go into detail and explain your code line by line.
  4. At some point you will tell me what you are doing next and then realise that that is not in fact what you are actually doing. I will sit there serenely, happy in the knowledge that I helped you on your way.

FQAs

  • If you're so smart, why don’t you do all the work? It would be wonderful if this were true, but the fact is that I prefer to take a mentoring role. There are a few cases in which I choose to code, but nobody hears about this because I get selected for secret government projects that are highly classified in nature.
  • How can I hire you for our project? Great question! Amazon.com hosts a wide selection of affordable Robert Aucks that have graduated with a technical degree from some of the world’s leading universities. We are everywhere, including your in bathtub. We will rise again. You can learn more about us at RDD.